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James Bond

Fun With Physical Chemistry

Chemistry Program for CS

New Periodic Table

Fun with Organic Chemistry

What is Saddam Hussein's favorite element? Cesium

What is an hit man's favorite element?  Iridium

What is a music lover's favorite element? Cadmium

What is the football player's least favorite element? Hafnium

Should we call it “Ode to Dr. Loeser”?

Little Johnny took a drink,
Now he shall drink no more.
For what he thought was H₂O,
Was H₂SO₄.